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Параллельные миры

Попасть в параллельный мир может каждый

Как часто мы ощущаем с трепетом происходящее? Мы слышим, как люди говорят странные вещи, мы думаем так, а все выходит эдак. Задумывались ли Вы, уважаемые читатели, в чем причина этих нередких явлений? 

—Я думаю, дело в том, — поделился с нами команданте Антон ЧЕрников, — что человек порой существует сразу в нескольких параллельных мирах! А странные сны?! Только во сне мы можем попасть в дальние параллельные миры, жизнь которых мы с трудом можем понять и объяснить. Но это во сне, а наяву мы невольно фиксируем легкие изменения, но списываем их на свою неадекватность. Со мной такое происходит сплошь и рядом. Например, я звоню в управляющую компанию, прошу прислать монтера. Они все записывают — монтер не приходит, а через три дня выясняется, что заявки-то и не было! Так что же это? 

Видимо, я оставил ее в параллельном мире, в котором в тот момент был Диснеем, а в нашем мире никаких звонков от команданте Че не поступало. 

Думайте, думайте, и вы узнаете много интересного — советует команданте Че.


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Ирina (2015-10-03)
Уважаемый! Вы открыли мне глаза. Неделю ищу ключи от дома, которые в нем и потеряла. Я поняла, что они в параллельном мире. Команданте, скажите, КАК МНЕ ТУДА ПОПАСТЬ?!
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Че (2015-10-03)
ИРIna, напишите адрес, мы принесем продукты. Наверное, у Вас они подходят к концу. Трудность состоит в том, что параллельных миров много. И они не пронумерованы. Люди часто переходят из одного в другой, не замечая этого. Дизайнеры попадают в эту ситуацию чаще других. Порой желания заказчиков меняются два раза в день. Утром приходит заказчик из мира "П", а через час из мира "Ж". Представляете разницу во взглядах! Еще веселее, когда заказчик утром пришел в студию "Че", а через час попал в студию "Че/6". Я думаю, в параллельном мире Вы весьма удивлены новой связке ключей! Меняйте замок, пишите на брелке код своего мира, закажите у нас секретный логотип, привязки ключа, для параллельной идентификации. Такие логотипы изготавливают и кодируют только в СТУДИИ "Че". Привет вам от Команданте Че из всех 38 известных мне параллельных миров и 54 подмиров.
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